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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
1 – For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
2 – A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
3 – If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
4 – If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
5 – Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
6 – They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.
7 – Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
8 – I don’t know how you do it. You don’t look a year older than 185! Happy Birthday to the best friend, ever!
9 – Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
10 – Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
11 – Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
12 – Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.
13 – For the world, it’s just an ordinary day, but for me, oh my friend! This is the best day of the year. Wishing you a happy and colorful birthday!
14 – You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire. Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.
15 – I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I couldn’t stop myself after all it was your birthday cake.
16 – If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday.
17 – Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
18 – Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friends:
1 – Friendship is a bond between two human minds which will be stronger if cake is shared between them! Happy cake-eating day, my friend!
2 – I was gonna make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake.
3 – On this day, the most beautiful heart was born. She is my best friend and I am proud of her.
4 – A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best friend!
5 – Happy birthday to my best friend with whom I have spent my best years. Here’s to many more years to come!
6 – Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday.
7 – Dear Friend. Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!
8 – On your birthday, don’t worry about your age. Just count it in dog years. In your case, that would be… still pretty darn old!
9 – One day sky was crying. I asked him why are you crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cutie
10 – Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
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