Funny Birthday Toasts: During a birthday celebration we all love hearing a great birthday toast. So if you are looking for inspiration, check out the collection of great birthday toasts, presented on this page. We hope that it will be handy for you!
Funny Birthday Toasts
Good friends are hard to come by. You are worth more than you can ever imagine to me. Happy birthday!
Don’t worry about getting older. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Happy birthday!
Cool, friendly, clever, beautiful… but enough about me. Here’s a toast to you!
Smile—speak—raise your glass—drink—smile—sit. That’s all you have to do. No one ever says, “That toast was too short.”
I’ll drink to the Girls who do! I’ll drink to the Girls who don’t! But…I won’t drink to Girls Who say they will and won’t!
Here’s to the brilliant, warm, handsome . . . company that you keep.
I send across my best wishes to one of the best persons I know, who is like a best friend to me and has given me the best possible times in my life. Here’s raising a toast for your Happy Birthday!
May you have been born under a lucky and little star and may that star never lose its twinkle. Happy birthday!
I’ve drank to your health in taverns, I’ve drank to your health in my home, I’ve drank to your health so damn many times, I believe I’ve ruined my own!
May your liquor be cold, May your women be hot. And may your troubles slide off of you slicker than snot.
May your past be dim, may your future be bright and may today be the light that guides you. Happy birthday!
May you have the hindsight to dwell only on the best moments, the foresight to live in the moment and the insight to see beauty in every moment. Happy birthday!
May heaven smile upon you today! May all the angels stop to cheer your achievements! Happy birthday!
As you go forth from this birthday, remember always that if you cannot be with the one you love, love the wine you’re with. Don’t be angry, don’t be sad — just love the wine you’re with.
May your voyage through life be as happy and free as the dancing waves of the deep blue sea…and may you ride the crest of these waves the rest of your days. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! May you stay much too young at heart to ever be old in my eyes.
May you die in bed at 95 years, Shot by a jealous wife(husband)!
To you on your birthday, glass held high, Glad it’s you that’s older – not I.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature But beautiful old people are works of art~
Funny Birthday Toasts
So what if you’re another year older. Think of it this way: Technically, at this very moment, you’re not even a day older than yesterday, so cheers to your birthday and the best days of your life yet to come!
They say that everyone needs pillars to survive. I found one great foundation in your friendship. Happy birthday!
As you turn another year older, take comfort in the fact that there is no such thing as going downhill for overachievers like you. Instead, look forward to conquering the next level, whatever that may be. In the game of life, you are a winner.
I would never have asked for a greater gift this year. May you find what you have shared with others and more this year! Happy birthday friend.
Happy birthday to you for years to come, we’ll explore them together for a life filled with love, joy, and fun. Happy birthday, darling.
I offer these words on your special day: Never above or below you, but always beside you, my love. Happy birthday.
You are an inspiration to me. Thanks for being my friend. Happy birthday!
It is rare to find people that add value to your life. Most people will take away from you. You have simply been valuable all through the time we have shared. Happy birthday!
With lovely and great birthday toasts, the celebration will become more wonderful. Don’t hesitate to choose a great birthday toast to express in front of your family and friends.